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No fun, no colors, no celebrations this Holi for this asshole
Mumbai. At a time when almost the whole nation is submerged in Holi revelry, an unadulterated asshole in a one-room flat here quietly refuses to take part in the celebrations owing to his self-imposed...
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Panchayat asks people to stop calling human genitals as “private parts”
Greater Noida. A Khap Panchayat has declared that human genitals should not be referred to as “private parts” anymore. The Panchayat has outlawed the term with immediate effect and has also asked...
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Man now in his 30′s still singing rap songs of Baba Sehgal
Ranchi. He might look like yet another 33-year-old corporate executive in first look, but Rajesh Kumar is not your everyday elder brother our uncle type of guy. He claims to be a teenager at heart, who...
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Students asked to write castes of all the assholes they knew
Muzaffarpur, Bihar. In an unprecedented move that is proving to be highly controversial, students of a state run school here were asked to write down castes of all the assholes they had ever known in...
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Young Indian lady has completely forgotten her first love
New Delhi. In a major setback to the age-old belief that Hindustani ladki apna pehla pyaar nahi bhoolti (Indian girl doesn’t ever forget her first love), 25-year-old Neha couldn’t recall any details of...
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Office losers still trying to get fresh with girl who cracked a non-veg joke...
Noida, Uttar Pradesh. Two weeks have passed since Swati, 24, cracked a rather cheeky joke during an office party, but she can still find office losers smiling at her for no apparent reasons other than...
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Campus stunned as middle-aged alumnus tries to act cool
Pune. “Hey, watching porn and thinking about the hottest chick on the campus? Gotcha!” was the statement that shocked 21-year-old Amey as a 40-something old boy of his business school barged into his...
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Couple in love for three weeks break up publicly in shopping mall
New Delhi. Ankit, 25, and Tina, 24, were madly in love and had been going steady for almost three weeks now before they suddenly broke up in a shopping mall earlier today. The incident has sent...
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Horrible looking co-passenger turns out to be distant relative
Indore. In a shocking revelation for 24-year-old Nirad Singh, the hideous looking middle-aged man traveling along with him in the same railway compartment turned out to be his distant relative, a...
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Tensions run high as wife utters name of ex during love making
Noida. In a major relationship gaffe, Savita, 29, blurted out the name of her ex-boyfriend last night when she was in a passionate union with Rajan, 34, her husband for the last three years. This...
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Khap Panchayat orders its own “Natha” to commit suicide
Haryana. In yet another incidence involving Khap Panchayat’s tyranny, the panchayat of village Peemproli has ordered one villager Natha Khandelwal to commit suicide to help the village get the...
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Pervert shocked to know he had been feeling manboobs till now
New Delhi. Ranjeet Singh, a habitual eve-teaser and an utter pervert, got the shock of his life when he realized that he had been enjoying the fleshy feel of someone’s manboobs in a crowded Delhi bus....
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Man learns to play new mobile game by peeping over shoulder of co-passenger
New Delhi. As soon as Rajesh cleared the sixth level of Treasure Towers, his spectacular performance was applauded by at least three co-passengers, who had been silently but absorbedly witnessing the...
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Haryana man marries “female” chicken due to falling sex-ratio
Murgaam, Harynana. The falling sex ratio has prompted a man from Haryana to take extreme measures. Faced with a shortage of women in his village, 28 years old, Rajan Dhanna found an unorthodox solution...
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IIT Roorkee student caught holding test tube in an obscene manner
Roorkee, Uttarakhand. Public outrage has been growing after some newspapers published “revealing” pictures of some IIT students holding test tubes in an “obscene” manner in their laboratory. Even...
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Madan wins special half marathon for touching Gul Panag
New Delhi. Madan Chandra Prasad, a 33-year-old resident of Delhi, won the half marathon for touching Bollywood actress Gul Panag, which was organized on the sidelines of Delhi Half Marathon yesterday....
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Khap Panchayat refuses to bar men from wearing skirts and saree
Muzaffarnagar. After issuing a ban on women wearing jeans, a UP Khap Panchayat has refused to pass a similar ban on men wearing women’s clothing. “There is just no reason for this ban,” said a...
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Deoband fatwa to bring son-in-laws closer to mother-in-laws
Saharanpur. Women can only travel up to 48 miles without her husband or a male relative, the Darul Uloom Deoband has ruled. The announcement has caused consternation amongst Muslims and experts claim...
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Now Salman can “burn” Shahrukh; Madame Tussauds to sell celebrity wax candles
Mumbai. Appreciating the fact that vanity in India is not limited to raising one’s own stature but it extends to belittling others’ as well, the London based renowned wax museum chain Madame Tussauds...
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Janta Lokpal Bill to remove corruption at “low levels” by legalizing it
New Delhi. While the Jan Lokpal Bill is aimed at removing corruption from the “high levels” by making sure that politicians and bureaucrats are punished for their corrupt practices, a new bill has been...
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